Okay. Seriously. Need to take a break from this nonsense. Can't stop. Send help.
Edit, next morning: *sleepily stares at all of the messages* Can I just add that I really wasn't expecting this sort of response? Thanks, everyone. o_O
Edit, several hours later: Thanks for front page?! o.o Never would have dreamed this silly thing would be so well-liked.
I'm pretty sure the game is hard-rigged so it's impossible to catch Wheatley in that scene, no matter what you do! It sort of sets up the resentments that he spews out in the finale boss-fight.