I don't have a Shoulder Angel or a Shoulder Devil-- I have a Shoulder Wheatley. He doesn't try to convince me to do good things or bad things-- he tries to get me to do moronic things.
...Oh shit, and there's nothing on my other shoulder. 8'C
Derpy picture of me with my new Wheatley keychain from ThinkGeek. Seriously derpy. I was trying to look anxious/dubious, but...yeah, pretty derpy.
(I can just HEAR Wheatley giving me the most ridiculous advice ever)
Oh, here, link to the product: [link]Portal 2 © Valve